one that locked her office
door and masturbated at
her desk while i was on
the phone with her
i tried to get her to mail
me those panties, but she
never did
i never was the type of guy
that could just go up to a
beautiful woman and ask
her to sit on my face if she
could find the time between
drinks and laughs
hell, i have only bought
a woman a drink at the bar
twice in my life
the first one was married
and the second one fucked
someone in the bathroom
before i even got back to
her
needless to say,
i drank both of those
long island iced teas
mumbling something
about piss poor timing
--
J.J. Campbell (1976 - ?) is old enough to know where the bodies are buried. He's been widely published over the years, most recently at Synchronized Chaos, Cajun Mutt Press, The Rye Whiskey Review, Misfit Magazine and just good poems. You can find him most of the time on his mildly entertaining blog, evil delight. (https://evildelights.blogspot.com)