there have been several
women from france
contact me in the last
couple of weeks
i suppose the russians
have found a new set
of suckers to portray
they all say i am
handsome and they
want to be the mother
of my children
that makes me laugh
if they knew my history
they would volunteer
to pay for the vasectomy
--
J.J. Campbell (1976 - ?) is trapped in suburbia, plotting his escape. He's been widely published over the years, most recently at Synchronized Chaos, Horror Sleaze Trash, Mad Swirl, The Beatnik Cowboy and The Rye Whiskey Review. His most recent chapbook, with Casey Renee Kiser, Altered States of The Unflinching Souls, is now out in the world. You can find him most days on his mildly entertaining blog, evil delights. (https://evildelights.blogspot.com)